Okay – what is with the world’s fetish with the babies-as-food thing? This is even worse than the baby shower Cake Wrecks because now, actual humans are involved. Seriously, this makes me want to stop sharing those food analogies the sites I read use to describe my baby’s growing size. Baby Lump is getting too big to be compared to single servings of food anyway, unless I’m planning on chowing down on a whole meatloaf or something. Have a look, and see what I mean ….
My friend, Yianni is right – Martha should go back to jail for this one. Those poor babies. These are the cruelest baby costumes ever! There’s no way Baby Lump’s first Halloween will be spent as a lemon meringue pie or a boiled and plated lobster. That apple pie baby looks like she’s in a food coma. No wonder “Caesar salad baby” doesn’t want to cooperate …
In weekly updates, Baby Lump now weighs two full pounds and measures about 14 inches long (as long as he/she isn’t gearing up to be a Paul Bunyan-type baby). He/she has also started working on that birthday hairdo and should be growing some cute little baby fuzz by now.
According to many Web sites, this week marks the last week in my second trimester, so apparently I’m about two-thirds of the way there. Third trimester, here I come!
Oven Timer: 26 weeks, 1 day
Socialmediaguy.com is against baby food costume cruelty! I cried when I saw apple pie baby. Martha is a danger to society!
i watched two minutes of this non-sense… the turkey baby really bothered me…
Oh dear lord this woman who made the costumes is completely delusional. And Martha is the devil for endorsing this. These babies look trapped and scared. Now, on the other hand, when I was at Babies R Us last weekend (maybe buying some presents for little lump…) I saw some ADORABLE little costumes and nearly bought one before I realized that your babybearpig wouldn’t be around for this year’s Halloween. Next year, definitely expect a homemade babybearpig costume.
Pam, I can’t wait to see you! Keep up these hilarious blog posts!
That’s pretty disturbing. I had a friend whose parents dressed her up in weird things as a baby – for Halloween, they put her in a hollowed out pumpkin and for Thanksgiving…a roasting pan. Yeah. What is the thought process that leads to something like this? Martha should know better!
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